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"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. "
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW."
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
"Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them"-?

"cuz you know theres nothing worse then a pussy problem,i should know,An mine ant being used"-omg mom shut up
"yea my girlfriend is such a bitch!shes always gettin up in my shit.Sometimes i wish i was a flaming gay,so we wouldnt have to fight this way!
 Die bitch!Die bitch!Die bitch, i wish you were a fuckin guy!"-Girls Dont Game=Scare Bears
"when someone hands you out a flier,its kinda like their sayin "here you throw this away".
"Escalators can never break,they can only become staries"
"Im agaist picketing but i dont know how to show it"
"on a trafic light green means go an yellow means yield,but on a banana its just the means hold on,yellow means go ahead,an red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?"-Mitch Hedberg
"Denny's exist for one purpose an that is to serve the completly exosted an the totaly wasted an no one eles.bc of that fact that you can go in there an order anything without reading a single word,you just point to the photograph of the food you want."-Sabrina Matthews
"these are the people that are so stoned they could eat kitty litter an go "thats real crunchy""-Robin Williams
"look what i can do""Let me do it!"-Stuart
"have a another drink its ok,ill follow you does that work?im gonna get my drunk as in my car,your gonna get your drunk ass in your car an where gonna have this drunk carivan just flyin down the highway.but i guess you have someone to tell the cops what see how the road go like this officer,well she went like that...i followed her untill she hit that tree then i said well maybe she live in the woods,maybe she gota treehouse"-Wanda Sykes
"an when you hear of a huge hurricane,you run! you get your shit, you get out the door an if the kids dont move fast enough Fuck um drive away""Its absoluty stupid that we live without a ozone layer,we've got men,we've got rockets,we've for surran rap.Fix it!"-Lewis Black
"then daddy punch his friend."no no daddy not gay,you put words in mommys mouth"-Margaret Cho
"Deep dish! I fuckin hate deep dish!!"-HellBlock13
"Shoe shoe said the rabbit""thats BABY B-a-b-y for those of you that suck at spelling"-Baby=House of 1000 Corps
"I have the solution to the drug problem in this country,no one wants to hear it but i have it.Not less drugs More drugs,get more drugs an give um to the right fuckin people"-Dennis Leary
"If i were gay i could give you my heart,an if i were gay youd be my work of art,if i were gay we would swim in romance,but im not gay,so get your hand outa my pants""Watch them run watch them fall watch them try to catch a ball olympics,spechial olympics,an i no for fell that i will burn in hell but thoseguysplayinwheelchairbasketballsgotabethefunnestthingifeverseen in my life,at the spechial olympics"-Stephen Lynch
"Victoria Secret,oh there stuffs real nice,oh but i can by the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price an still look sexy,just a sexy as those models on tv,no i dont need no designer tag to man my man want me"-Gretchen Wilson
"your not fat your just "fluffy"-Gabriel Iglesias
"awww dont be sad master,i know what'll make you feel better"-GIR
"I shit my pants,its what i do"-Its what i do=Scare Bears

Me: u ever listen to steven lynch?

Adam: no, but david lynch makes shitty movies

me: lol,steven lynch is a real funny comedy singer

me: he did a show at webster a bunch of months ago

adam: we did a show at the webster this weekend!

me: i no i was there!! ^.^

adam: hehe you're the only one that can say that!

me: yep

adam: we drank the rest of Steve O's tequila tonight

me: an no one called me?

adam: hahah i was in North/New Haven ;p and you're 12! ;)

me: i ant 12 lol

adam: 13?

me: lol no

adam: ;p

me: i have tattoos


me: i buy my own cigs ,lol ya

me: im 18

adam: how YOU doin? ;)

me: not much,waitin for you to come over hehe

adam: hmmm....i've got sleep to contend with tonight...but rainchecks are admissible i hope?

me: yea ofcorse

adam: :)

me: lol u thought i was 12

adam: haha no...i just thought it would be fun to say as much ;p

me: lol how old are you?

adam: old ;) 26

me: naw thats not bad at all

adam: hehe well i feel old ;p

me: well stop feelin old

adam: pssh

"i ant a baby you dont have to tell me its all gone,its just away.I am Antonio Bandaras,no im not im river running free freeeeeee"*hoooonnnkk* Fuck You!!"- Fence

"i know you hear me
i can taste it in your tears

holding my last breath
safe inside myself
are all my thoughts of you
sweet raptured light it ends here tonight

closing your eyes to disappear
you pray your dreams will leave you here
but still you wake and know the truth
no one's there"-Evanescence=My Last Breath

"So, is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with.
Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish.
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield."
-Seventy Times 7=Brand New

"I want you to have a pair of my wet panties"-SB

Cracker Kat! (naw i ant obsessed O.o)